Enlightenment
Thursday 29th December
9.45pm
Frustrated, having waited all day for
brat girl to talk to them, crap dad texts brat girl. “Come and talk
to us.”
As she walks in the room brat girl
states, “How lazy are you? I were only in the next room why din't
ya just shout mi?
Crap dad and evil stepmother laugh, “It
worked didn't it? You've come to talk to us haven't you? That's
something you've avoided all day.”
“I ain't. I've just been wi mi mates”
pleads brat girl.
“So? What was so important yesterday
that you can wait 24 hours to talk to us about?” asks evil
stepmother.
“It's bob. We're goin' t' town
tomorra t' do some shoppin'. When we've finished can we come back
here rather than have to go up to 'is?” asks brat girl.
Bob has been persona no grata to
the problem parents and excluded from the family home for some time
now. The details of his misdemeanour's cannot be explained, suffice
to say that they were enough to rile the ire of the problem parents
and establish the current banning order.
This discussion about bob's exclusion
continues for some time.
The problem parents unequivocally state
their opposition to his return. Brat girl pleads and cajoles. “It'd
make me so 'appy” she states.
“No.” is the only reply from the
problem parents.
After much more, “Awww, please can he
come in the house?”, whining from brat girl the problem parents
give some ground.
“OK. He can't come in tomorrow
because we're out all day. We want to talk to him before he's allowed
back in the house again, we want the opportunity to tell him how we
feel and to explain the new ground rules” states evil stepmother.
“Er, OK” brat girl agrees
hesitantly “what if 'e wants to talk to ya tomorra?”
