“I'd like to talk to you about how
you disappear on a Thursday or Friday and don't come back till
Sunday. I'm not happy about you never seeing you on a weekend”
says crap dad gently as brat girl is packing her bag for the weekend.
“WHAT YOU ASKING ME FOR?” she
practically bellows.
“WHY ARE YOU HASSLING ME?” she
continues before he can respond.
..
“I CAME 'OME FOR A BIT LAST SATURDAY,
SO WHAT YOU COMPLAININ ABOUT?”
..
“D'YA EXPECT ME TO BE A LIITLE GIRL
AT 'OME ALL TIME?”
..
“IT'S MY LIFE”
..
“I CAN LOOK AFTER MISELF”
..
“IT'S NOWT TO DO WI' YOU”
..
“WHAT YA GUNNA DO WHEN I LEAVE 'OME?”
..
At this point evil stepmother
inadvisedly jokes “that's easy – dance for joy!”
Brat girl pounces “THERE YOU SEE!”
she roars as she flounces out of the room.